Devils Lake Love Cabin

A place where lovers go with two dogs, a bird, two frogs and copious amounts of coconut oil.

Coconut oil can be used for cooking purposes or other imaginative forms of bodily application.

“Monkey and Archer visited the Devils Lake Love Cabin and spent the evenings dancing to Sinatra”

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

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Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."

Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!

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Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.

Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

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building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.

Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes

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Indian Pacific Gold Twin Cabin

A cabin for three people but only two sleeping at night so the third person and the second person has to have 4 hours of sleep.

I didn't get enough sleep because of the Indian Pacific Gold Twin Cabin.

Build a little log cabin by the lake

To Take a shit

hey guys ill be back i need to build a little log cabin by the lake

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