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Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
Something you can call someone when they are being a dick.
stop being such a cactus waffle Aidan and Andrew!
Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"
I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus
Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.
Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation
The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.
Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!
The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
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Going down on a girl two to three days after she's shaved her junk.
Gwyndolynn forgot to pack her razor, so I was licking the cactus towards the end of the trip.
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