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The Xbox360 Version sucks for multiplayer. While the PC gamers can enjoy 32 players, the stripped down 360 version gets a measly 8. The weapon balance is horrible. Bolt Action Rifles own everthing, and Semi Auto Rifles are peashooters. You regenrate health from gunshot wounds in seconds, WTF? The player also moves slower than my grandma.
Player1:This game has awesome graphics! Call of Duty 2 rocks!
*Player 1 picks a G43 Semi Auto Rifle*
Player1:DIE YOU KRAUT! WTF! HES NOT DYING!
Player2:EAT MY KAR98K B*TCH!
Player1:I gotta run to reload, da hell? I am moving so slowly!
*Player 1 dies*
*Same thing happens for 10 rounds*
Player1:COD2 for 360 sucks ass...
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Someone who plays COD so much that they will flip out and blame anyone near them for their death in game. A very bad case of this can be during search and destroy or demolition.
Kid is getting killed over and over again...
Friend:Hey why don't you try going that way?
Gamer:You just got me killed, what is your problem?! I never really liked you...
Next day when the gamer is calm he will call and apologize.
This is text book Call of duty Junkie as I have seen/heard with my own eyes/ears.
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Patient and tricky player in call of duty who uses stealth and environment to kill other players. Often uses mines/claymores/ hidden corners to good effect.
Man what a call of duty rat. Wish I coulda payed more attention to my surroundings he got me good. Bravo sir.
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THE best game ever by far halo 3 is shit compared to this awesome piece of gaming oblivion
Queer: hey man wanna play halo 3
Pwner: no man that's shit i just wanna get a barrett 50 cal and blow shit up on call of duty 4 man its the best game this side of iraq
Queer: Oh...okay
Pwner: Yeh! bitch!
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A person who plays Call Of Duty exceptionally better and more frequently than the average COD player. Like an NFL football star quarterback, except they're a professional COD player.
CJ: “bro you’re always getting like 50+ kills a game”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”
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The US military's most effective recruiting tool. While I was in basic training down at FT Benning, I asked quite a few people as to why they joined the military. It wasn't for the college money, it wasn't to be a hero, it wasn't because of the bad economy, it was simply that they wanted to experience Call of Duty Modern Warfare in real life. This game has so many goddamn subliminal messages suggesting to people that they join the military that there is not enough stars in our own universe to account for them. Their recent trailer for Black Ops (there's a soldier in all of us) is going even farther, then it has before by adding a new addition of females to their target audience of angst filled teenagers. Instead of just using rap songs by popular artists such as Eminem, (popular with poor underprivileged people of the United States which military recruiters often go after) now they are even using celebrities in there trailers. Maybe the next Cock of Doody trailer will use Kid Rock so they can add an even new edition to the target audience of angsty poor male and female teenagers, the rednecks, white trash, and hicks.
Friend #1: Hey let's play Call of Duty 4!!!!!
Friend #2: Hm, I don't feel like it.
Friend #1: Why not?
Friend #2: Because I'm sick and tired of having Trey Arch and Infinity Ward shove the whole how glorified and fucking badass a person can become if they enlist or join a certain part of the military, and how adventurous and fun joining the military is "message" down my throat.
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Another WW2 COD game that’s coming out November 5th campaign looks pretty fire tho ngl.
Are you buying Call of Duty vanguard this year?
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