calm your wow

similar to slowing your roll, calm your wow is used when the person is irradic or more excited than necessary.

A- Holy shit, man! I can't believe she actually talked to me. I think I'm in love man. I gotta tell her. This is like the best night of my life.
B- Damn, kid. Calm your wow.

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calm your tits

A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.

Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"

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calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

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calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

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calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

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Calm Your Bear

Meaning "calm down" Originally it came from the parody "The Juggernaut Bitch" where The Juggernaut tells the bearded guy, "Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit"

Some kids thought he said "Calm your beard" and then that became a catch phrase. And then this guy Vadah once while AIM'ing misspelled "beard" and typed, "Calm Your Bear", and that caught on.

And now it's all over the GoW games online and soon the streets.

"Yo Vadah, you got my $20?"
"Calm Your Bear, i'll give it to you when I want"

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calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.

Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same