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when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina
big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!
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Squirting diarrhea into your sexual partners ear canal.
I couldn't hear for a week after he went "running down the Eary canal!"
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A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!
the longest palindrome thats not retarded.
guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"
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The act of getting feces out of a vagina with ones penis.
Tyler Hansbourgh gave her a Lower Body Root Canal she'll never forget.
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