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Like Captain Crunch but the chocolate version.
Aye Nigga pass the Captain Coon.
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An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.
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It is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show.
Oh shit. The wind blew the plastic wrapper of my sandwich from the table to the ground. Captain Planet is surely going to give me a half-hour lecture about reducing, reusing, and recycling.
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Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.
Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.
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The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome
Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)
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A person who spends the entire day in the pursuit of appearing to do work without actually achieving anything
Captain Productivity is still waiting for his document to print