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An otherwise normal diaper, after an infant takes a really fucking nasty yellow shit, resembling that really nasty yellow Carolina BBQ sauce.
Dude. I'm never having kids. I can't stand the Carolina Diaper.
When your cousin is deep throating you, and everything is going great, then she gags and vomits everywhere, ruining the whole experience, much like the North Carolina Tarheels in the 2021-2022 Men’s College Basketball National Championship game vs Kansas.
Cousin MaryLou and I snuck into the tornado cellar and she pulled down my drawers and started suckin. Man it felt good but then she got too far down there and gagged, spewing all over my clothes and dick. Now I have to go to family dinner smelling like vomit. Ruined everything that day. Did not want a Carolina Chokejob.
The Tarheels were also up 16 on the Jayhawks and blew that lead. Ended up losing. Ruined everything.
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A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery
Like our license plates say: "Smiling faces, beautiful places"
South Carolina may suck statistically but is a cool state overall. It's a state seeped in rich history and and has a wide range of landscapes. We've got marshes, beaches, mountains, and the midlands. If you like the beach you would want to see Charleston or Myrtle Beach. Charleston is the most sophisticated and cosmopolitan city in S.C. and Mt. Pleasant is one of the nicest towns too. Myrtle Beach is a tacky tourist attraction and sucks even worse now that the Pavillion is gone. Charleston has good shopping and you can find designer stores all along King Street and on Saturday mornings you can visit The Market to buy local crafts like sweetgrass baskets. Other good places to visit in S.C. are Hilton Head and Kiawah Island which both have good golfing. Columbia is the state capital but isn't that fun but Camden is a cool little town sort of similar to Charleston (just minus the beach). But no matter where you go in S.C. you will always experience our Southern charm and hospitality...except if you're from Ohio.
Johnny Ohio: Man I hate South Carolina! I hate all the people and their accents and the obsession with sweet tea and grits! I think I will contuinously complain about South Carolina and compare it to Ohio every damn second!
Native: Why did you move here then? You clog up our highways, litter our beaches, and destroy our wetlands. You complain about everything we do and try to change our way of life. If you hate us as much as we hate your Yankee asses why did you come here?
Johnny Ohio: Uhh...well...ummm...
Native: G.B.T.O.
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North Carolina's Mexico, the better of the Carolinas
South Carolina - A southern state known for being a typical southern state with hicks and palmetto trees
North Carolina - A southern state that's like Georgia circa 1942 that's full of idiots
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A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.
Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
Carolina: "I want a girlfriend wAaAAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"
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Hnk (Hank) Carolina is a small island nation around 150 kilometres off the coast of North Carolina. It is one the most militarized nations in the civilized world. The capital is New Hnk City, with a population of just a hair under 500,000 persons.
Hnk Carolina is ruled by a totalitarian dictator named Dr. Hank Hukriede.
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