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Latin for 'Seize the day'.
It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.
It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.
Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.
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the worst baseball team I have ever witnessed. most of the time they had to time out for injuries as the pitcher would throw the ball and they would try to hit it with their heads.
No matter how much they sucked, all fans would yell out each individual player's name as they were up to the bat and systematically chant.
The hiroshima carps lost the game and I wasted my money for the train ticket up to Hiroshima City. Now I long to return to Saijou and cry.
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Carp Eye - Another More Exciting Name for the Common Carp, Used to Get the Attention of Fellow Anglers. When Catching a Common Carp on Hook and Line People In Wonder Lake Yell " Carp-Eye " simulating that they caught a much more sought after fish species the Walleye.
Carp Eye - To Make a Fish Species Sound Better Than It Is.
Brian Hooked Into a Huge Fish, and Yelled "Carp Eye". We Knew it was a good sized Carp!!!
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meaning Seize The Day Tomorrow,
This word is in Latin (The Dead Language) and is associated with Carpe Diem meaning Seize The Day....but Carpe Diem Cras is the exact opposite, sometimes used by procrastinators.
Carpe Diem Cras
A Marsh Carp is an obese, stupid, lazy, grouchy, dirty man that is commonly found anywhere in any down town area looking oblivious and distraught. They often try to flirt and harass cashiers and hookers. This is the male version of a Swamp Donkey
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A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.
That one went over like a Borked Carp.
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An insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. Derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. Modified to either insult another man or sexually arouse a woman.
Ex. My girlfriend wanted it so I told her carpe diez nuts
Ex. My bro began to bitch me out so I told him to carpe diez nuts.
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