Cradle Catholic

A Catholic/Christian metal band that combines traditional latin prayer with heavy metal instrumentation.

I was born into a catholic family so I am a cradle Catholic, but I listen to the band Cradle Catholic.

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Is the pope catholic?

(variants: polish may replace catholic) Isn't the answer to your question very obvious; That was a stupid question (The variant form was used since the accession of John Paul II)

Manny: Do you still have a cold?

Mindy: Is the pope catholic?

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Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

Catholic Cleanup

After juicy wet sex, and your wiener is covered in cum and juices, the Catholic girl you’re fucking will then suck your dick to clean it up for you :)

Bro she gave me the best Catholic cleanup last night! She’s such a nasty little slut, I love her so much!!!

catholic thussy

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy

Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn

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Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.