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The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting
The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.
Its when you have a shitty internet connection.
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection
to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.
for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."
"what's 'cavemanning'?"
"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.
David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.
Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.
A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.