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Only play they get is on the chess board
“I’m a chess player” or “i have never touched a women”
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Disgusting, midget-sized female "device" which can cause internal damages, including a prolapse. Named so as it looks like it was taken from an over-sized chess board. ie; Dildo
Steve: Look at this disgusting video I found!
Robert: Dude, what is she sitting on? That fucking thing is huge!
Steve: It looks like a huge Chess Piece! OMG, is that blood coming out of her ass? PROLAPSE!!
Robert: Aww piss, thats gross!
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when the said lesbian uses a chess piece to pleasure their companion
i was shocked when i walked into the bedroom to find my two sisters playing lesbian chess
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Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)
Anyone (or even possibly a group) that stands over your shoulder while playing chess, and the person always claims to see an awesome move for either you or your opponent. This gets so annoying especially when you the moron says, "Oh you didn't see this awesome move!" Then points his fat finger on your board, or touches the pieces. They cause me slight stress due to their annoying hints for the person I am supposed to checkmate...or they keep saying in my ear like a slimy snake, "I see a good move." Sometimes their moves are good, but most of the time they have not a clue what they are talking about and can stick you in a worse situation or cost you a nice piece. Do not take advice from them, and if your opponent is a real chess player they will give them the bird and tell them to shut up or shove off. The best way to repel them is to just ignore them, or flat out tell them you can play better than they can and then prove it in a match.
Stop helping, damn backseat Chess Player.
A variation of regular chess wherein whomever uses the white pieces win because they gang up on the black pieces, just like Alabama.
John: Dude, I hate playing chess with you. You only play Alabama rules chess and you never let me be the white pieces.
Dave: My pieces don't take kindly to your pieces 'round here, boy.
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-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."