Pimpin Chimp

(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.

Me: my wife was totally shitfaced last night.
friend: really off what?
Me: A pimpin chimp!

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Chimp Boy

An individual with many ‘chimply’ characteristics. Shows many hybrid tendencies that lay somewhere between a chimpanzee and a boy.

“Hey why is Willy in the corner acting all primal?”

“He’s just being a Chimp Boy again!”

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Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

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Chimp Lover

Usually male, a Chimp lover is a man who prefers the company of Chimps rather than Human beings. Meant in the sexual Text.

Man1"Wow, dude that dude is a Chimp Lover"
Man2"and a squirrel fiddler by the looks of it"

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Chimp privelege

Afforded life style to workshy nignorant aids carrying useless niggers who reap a lifestyle of privilege subsidised by hard working tax payers

the tube was full today of 200 kilo sheboons who would push in and be rude it must have been a social signing on day for free rent and foodstamps ,its their chimp privelege .

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gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

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angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.

I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player

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