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I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
"you're my first chipotle bag"
When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.
Josh and John conversing:
Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah
Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.