Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

Chipotle Coke

The unique flavor of Coca Cola from Chipotle after eating a large amount of cilantro. It mostly tastes like Coke, but it has an herbal, floral harshness to it from the cilantro flavor in your mouth.

Normally Coca Cola is my favorite soft drink, but Chipotle Coke leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

Chipotle Chursday

Chipotle Thursday

It’s Chipotle Chursday!!! Yummy!!

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.