choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

go choke

Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.

Justin: lol bro u suck

Jessica: go choke Justin

force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

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cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

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choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

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Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

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Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

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