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corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.

“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

by Seymoore Buttz February 26, 2018


chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 12, 2018


Christi van Lill

A girl who is suprisingly difficult to describe with a few words. She is always caring, always loving and incredibly kind hearted. She is so beautiful that no word known to man can even start to encapture the degree to which she is perfect. She is known for her ability to drop jaws and make hearts skip a beat.

When I see Christi van Lill my mind struggles to realise that I am in fact awake and not only dreaming, one day I hope to make her part of my reality!

by ekDinkPartykeer September 11, 2014


Christi

Manipulative, horrible, ugly, girl. She manipulates everything and everyone around her, she lies about everything, and believes friends over significant others.

Ew look its christi

Run or she will stab you in the back

by Erichka November 24, 2021


Christi

One of the moms on Dance Moms from seasons 1-4. She was known to be critical of Melissa and others. She left when Abby made fun of her daughter’s eye.

Christi- “We’re here, you know Mellisa’s here, and Jill’s like a whole nother level”

by December 15, 2020


Christi

Christi is one of a kind exquisite person. Her friendship is one that u don’t find often. No matter how horrible ur day has been and how bad of mood u are in she will put a smile back on your face. She’s kind and selfless she s always thinking of others before her self. She can do anything and is a better mechanic then most the men we know. She likes to argue but doesn’t like being wrong infact she’s so gifted she’ll have u believing she’s that she’s right even when u both know she wasn’t. Definitely one of my favorite people. Makes perfect koolaid. And will roundhouse me one trying to mess with her friends.

What’s that noise coming from the car ??
I’m not sure maybe u should take it to a mechanic.

I’m calling Christi. She’ll lnow how to fix it.

Cool shoes where those come from

Oh these… Christi got theses for me.

by OG Farmer July 13, 2024


ngrid christi

You like to chill, you have a very Norwegian name and you are guaranteed to be addicted to Tik tok. You usually hang on to trends when they are no longer a trend

You actually named ingrid christin but you joined a old tik tok trend

by Ninnis August 13, 2020