A name givien to those with small penises
'Damn boi, you've got one of them Christian cocks'
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A great friend who has a huge dick, a loving and caring boyfriend that will make you feel safe.
Christian has a Big dick that is long
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A guy who can spill your guts with no remorse
Christian just killed your family
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A NOUN/VERB
The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a "Saemi" cock (for further reference please see "Saemi")
Eric:Hey Edvard! How did you like the Christian yesterday?
Edvard:Hey Eric! It was excellent, my anus hasn't stopped bleeding and I can't take a seat
Steven & Sam: We're gonna do you so fucking Christian right now
George: NOOOO! Not the Christian
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Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?
Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!
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noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right
Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."
Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."
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He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.
Christian is very gay
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