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christians

A word that has been corrupted. There are very few real christians any more. Most "christians" are either EXTREAMLY judgemental, don't really care about God at all, and just use His name for their own reasons, or go to church on sundays, and bars on saturdays. A wise person once said that Christians are the people who send the most people to hell. Non-christians see "christians" andd say, these people suck. Christians DO suck. I believe in God, I worship Him, but I don't like calling myself a Christian. That word means nothing now.

Non-Christians: Hello, could you tell me about Christ?
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!

Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!

Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)

AND FINALLY!!

REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*

Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.

by Annoyed christian December 31, 2011

41πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Christians

Normal people, they believe in the teachings of Jesus and God. Like normal people they can be jerks or nice. Christians have been portrayed for the most part as a bunch of science-ignorant homophobics, and yes this is true for many people, it is not the case with every single Christian out there. Anywho, they're normal people, believe in a dead guy's teachings and like normal people screw up time to time.

Some examples of good deads from Christians are Alcoholics Anonymous, orphanages, charities, and hospitals. Some examples of them screwing up include the Spanish Conquisition, the Crusades, and the West-Boro Baptist Church.

by Guy Noir January 21, 2012

49πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Christian

The most amazing, cute, adorable person ever. They will make you feel like the best person ever and make you smile all the time, they will make a big impact in your life and they are the most caring person ever and make you feel happy all the time. You’ll never get tired of them.

Christian: hi

AudrEy: that’s fricking adorable marry me

by Dorky butt March 30, 2019

28πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


christianism

A fan club for a bunch of hypocrytes who think they're better then everyone else, and look down upon anything that doesn't share their views of everything.

These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.

Christianity is a religion where people worship jesus, and think that if they love all people, and do good their whole life they'll go to heaven.

Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.

by my name? September 23, 2004

93πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Christian

Excessively looks for himself on google an extremely cute sexy person. This person is very intellegent and can be very romantic. Overall a funny, attractive, intelligent, sweet, caring person. Also this person is likes hugs. ^_^

Dat Christian was so hot I want to date him

by Darthcheezeburger February 12, 2014

39πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Christian

A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. A person who believes that Jesus of Israel was/is the Son of God and was everything He claimed to be.

Kristen was a Christian and carried her Bible everywhere she went.

by Krysti Auzuki May 7, 2005

8391πŸ‘ 5562πŸ‘Ž


Christian

He is an amazing guy that deserves more than he is treated with. He will hurt anyone that hurts his friends and especially his girlfriend. He may lie, but he will never keep secrets from friends and girlfriends. fully Strait. Once a woman sees him she will instantly fall in love.

You should be him. he is such a Christian

That is a god damn Christian

by TigerishGold83 April 9, 2017

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž