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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 1, 2007


Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016


muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017


Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023


Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021


Wall climbing

Oh it's like a thing of where there's a big wall with "rocks" of various shapes and sizes nailed to it and you climb them

U know what I really wish were less expensive altho it's not that bad

Wall climbing

by Bean_fiend July 25, 2019


delta keep climbing

Delta airlines has the best sex crazed stewardesses

The advertisementDelta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024