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To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.
"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
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noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.
The Clock Crew has the viewers within their grasp.
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The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
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To knock out. Hit the sheets. Go to sleep.
Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"
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To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.
I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.
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When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)
Guy: It's sex time!
When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?
Minette: *scoffs, walks away*
Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!