closet case

is a person that is in the closet who either doesn’t realize he/she is gay but is questioning his/her sexuality intensely, knew he/she is gay but can’t come to terms with it, or a person that has come to terms with their sexuality but was fearful of possible social repercussions of being gay

Jimmy was a closet case because before he came out, he had trouble realizing that he was gay.

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closet-goth

An individual who secretly has interest in the Gothic genre.

Bob wears an ankh, he may be a closet-goth.

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closet boy

A boy you drag into your closet and is forevermore at your disposal. Coercion is usually involved. Kiss him, pet him, fuck him, cause he's your closet boy.

"You're cute. Wanna be my closet boy?"

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closet liberal

Someone who has or won't come out saying they are a liberal. They often hide behind the fact their parents are conservative.

Damn Jimmy is being such a closet liberal.

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Closet Commie

Closet Commie is another euphemism for Leftist, also known as Moderate, Progressive, or Liberal. Sometimes call themselves "New Lefties", but routinely disavow the hard-core Bolsheviks, who were well known for the infamous "Red Terror", consisting of violently attacking religious or patriotic figures, often killing same, destroying property property and causing serious, gratuitous injury, even to innocent bystanders and passersby. Such generally have had positive media coverage and even police and prosecutorial support, though they often attack such authorities violently.

The CNN anchorman was a closet commie; he wouldn't label ANTIFA as terrorists or Leftists themselves.

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Closeted transgender

wow, its 2021, and this still isn't a definition.
A person who is a transgender, yet hasn't come out to somebody yet, most likely their parents.

Landon is a closeted transgender

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in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

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