when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.
"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."
Person 1: hey man, that guy is crazy!
Person 2: haha yeah, he looks like he's a few froot loops out of a cocoa puffs box!
Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper
I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
A chocolate man in North Carolina who loves to drink hot cocoa multiple times a day and wears his pants all the way up . When he was little and ran away from home he always went back when he missed his moms hott cocoa
Harriet , what is the man you are marrying like ? He is a Hott cocoa
The misspelling of cacao in dark cacao cookie
Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk
this word is used when to congratulate anyone or feel proud of them.
HEY JENNY COCOAPOWDER FOR HAVING YOUR CRUSH NOTICING YOU.
COCOA POWDER: IT MEANS YOUR HAPPY THAT SOMEONE IS HAPPY.
The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame
I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.