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A ginger who is also a piece of shit, literally un-capable of doing anything that has any benefit to society. He's a poor fuck who can't afford anything. The only piece of gaming equipment is an xbox 360, which makes him the most shittiest person in the world.
Bobby Cohen is a fucking annoying piece of shit
Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.
Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.
When you jizz up her nose and proceeded to ask her if she needs a tissue
Don: You won't believe what Sarah let me do last night.
Charles: Well what did you do?
Don: I gave her a Dirty Cohen.
A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing
My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen