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when your drinking coke when someone tells you a joke and you laugh through your nose and snot goes in your coke!
man1: "Hey, Cavemen go UGH!"
man2: "HAHA (laughing through nose)"
Man1: "ew, now it's cola green!:-(!
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a bag that is made from the famous and immortal Lana Del Ray’s skin and blood. it also contains many STDs and other diseases. in some of Lana Del Ray’s songs she mentions cherry cola to put you under a spell that makes you crave her bag of blood and skin. you must avoid hearing the word “cherry cola” in a song at all costs
Lana Del Ray: *sings song about “cherry cola”
Lana Del Ray fan: JESUS CHRIST I NEED A BAG OF HER BLOOD AND SKIN RIGHT NOW
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An awesome candy made by Haribo shapped in bottles that tastes like a cola (such as Coke or Pepsi.
I'm eating some Happy Colas that I stole from Rite Aid...... Nigga.
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A nasty ass drink that sucks dirty man balls but everyone seems to love.
Every one and there mother including jasmine loves Coca-Cola even though it sucks dirty man balls
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an awesome alcoholic beverage consisting, Pesi or Coca Cola, Kool Aid Mix, and Vodka. Guaranteed to get you drunk and taste good. Best served with pretzels, fried chicken, or white castle.
Hey this party is boring as hell, lets make some Rola Cola!!!
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Letting a really nasty fart in an open soda and giving it to someone to drink
"Eww John someone gave me a stinky cola that shit tasted like a fart"
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Sugar Cola doesn't contain Artificial Sweeteners (weird chemicals). As contrasted to "Diet Cola".
A 12 oz can of Sugar Cola contains about 40 grams (equivalent of about 10 teaspoons) sugar, but weird fake-sugar chems might screw up your kidneys. Maybe you should just drink some water when you feel thirsty.
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