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A witty, sarcastic response to someone making a snide remark against you to an action they find unpleasant or rude.
A means to put the weight of the action back on the person questioning it to begin with. By asserting you have a Cold Soul, you are suggesting you are soulless and therefore can't empathize with their plight. Instead of merely justifying or deflecting your actions through dismissiveness, your putting the burden of reason back on the accuser. Your asking them to examine the severity of the action they deem intolerable, and doing it in the contextual framework of soullessness.
You're at the movies making loud, crunching sounds as you eat the hard pretzels purchased from the concession stand.
After the movie is over, some patrons approach you and say your loud, crunching sounds were quite rude and distracting.
Your response: I guess I just have a Cold Soul.
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Having a completely calm and collected attitude, with an aura of supreme confidence.
1. All the ladies wanna be with me, 'cause I'm always Cold Coolin'!
2. "Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action..." Tone Loc - 1989
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Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.
Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.
Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.
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To really understand something
I don't have to study shit, I know it cold
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Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.
If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?
If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!
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a phrase used in seventeen magazine to confuse teens.
"seventeen magazine said i should cold message my boyfriend."
"what?"
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Sleeping with a guy's wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.
Jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up Timmy and gave him some cold pizza
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