Computer Cutie

A girl who looks good on myspace and/or facebook but is hideous in real life. A dime that turns out is a whale or something of that sort. Similar the 40 yard fakeout but through a computer screen.

Damn son, I went to meet Tanya from myspace, but turns out she was a computer cutie. I ran like hell.

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computer head

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.

I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.

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Computer Eye

1. The burning sensation in your eyes when blinking, caused by staring at a moniter for one too many hours.

Man! I really started getting Computer Eye after 2 in the morning, surfing the web.

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Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

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computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.

Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."

Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.

Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"

computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std