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Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.

bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut
ew

by bue.nnie September 21, 2019

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connecticut kids

CT kids are pretty stuck up, especially in new canaan, you have to like laccrosse or football for guys, and for girls you need to like AND fit into brandy melville clothing.

wow connecticut kids are so annoying
- I KNOW RIGHT WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING SHORTS AND VINEYARD VINES

by linctavia April 14, 2016

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Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

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Connecticut

Adjective. Nice, Dope, Sweet, Huge, Very Good. Instead of saying that was huge or dope you would say that joint was Husky. A husky is the UCONN mascot, hence the term Connecticut.

See also Husky

That jawn is straight Connecticut!

by Brian Patterson May 3, 2007

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killingly connecticut

killingly connecticut filled with mornons and potheads.
and the whitest black kids you will ever meet, who think there the shit because they live in "rogers" some housings that are close to eachother.
Also killingly connecticut is home to the most child abusers in the country. thanks for loving your kids alil to much pervs.

blckkid- yo what chu lookin at foo?
real ghetto kid- are you fucking dumb?
blckkid- yo im real down im from rogers.
real ghetto kid- the fucks that.
blckkid- its in killingly connecticut
real ghetto kid- *pops a cap in ass*

by seniors O8 June 2, 2008

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Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."

by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013

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Connecticut College

A small, Northeastern Liberal Arts school located in New London Connecticut. Conn College (as it is affectionately called), is, to put it bluntly: not a good school.
It accepts low SAT scores, and high grades from not-so-good schools. The student body can generally be described as abnormally dumb kids who are extra pretentious. An astounding amount of its students end up there upon not being accepted to an Ivy League, and they have never gotten over it. It is never anyone's first choice. Everyone who goes there will tell you how incredible it is, but eventually, it feels as if they're just saying that to convince themselves. Or, they're just stoned or shitfaced, like all conn college kids are. Also, it's simply a bad education.

Person from a good school: hey! So how's Connecticut College?
Conn College kid: It's amaaaaaazing, probably the best education ever.
Person from a good school: .... are you sure?
Conn College kid: are you kidding? like everyone in my class like knows everything. Like we're reading books.
Person from a good school: Cool, sounds sweet.
Conn College kid: yeah, probably learning more than you... or than any Ivy League shit school, ew, I hate Ivy League schools...
Person from a good school: Didn't you apply to Cornell ED?
Conn College kid: *bursts into tears*

by Foucalt340 February 12, 2011

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