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A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called
If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions
Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter
Rakim: Wtf why
A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time
If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz
Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.
If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.