When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.
When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.
Me: **Smirking inanely**
Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”
Him: **Smirking**
A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt
Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte