when one discovers something so obvious it's almost imposible to withold from pissing yourself with laughter
PERSON#1
*omg!
the bread on the outside of a corn dog
tastes just like corn bread!*
PERSON#2
*thats b/c it is cornbread alix* ((alix is awesome by the way!!!!))
PERSON#1
*really, omg! lets call that a corndog discovery*
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When an Ethiopian man craps on a white mans penis and then the white man eats the poo off his wang.
Did you know that Daniel Tosh paid someone $50 to get an Ethiopian corndog?
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the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. The clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. They immobilize their victims by gappling the victim's shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims anus.(similar to a rhino hump)Captain Cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable assasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Corndog just took out 8 butt goblins!
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When you take a dump in someones mouth and then they procede to give you a blow job
I heard she likes Cincinnati Corndogs??? Thats nasty!!
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When you dip your cock in batter and deep fry it then use to penetrate orifices.
Shortly after making pancakes, I surprised Susan with a Cambodian Corndog.
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The male counterpart of the blue waffle!
He slept with her and now he's got a blue corndog!
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When a man takes a dump on a womans chest, then slides his penis through her cleavage, smearing the fecal matter on his penis, lets it harden, and then the woman sucks it off. Like a corndog.
Chad contente enjoyed getting a mexican-corndog from his cousin monique last saturday.
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