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after sticking it in someone's ass, you blow a load and make them lick off the cum and poop mixture.
my girlfriend said she was hungry, so i gave her a cosmic brownie. she loves that kind of shit.
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Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".
I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
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Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.
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Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess
"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."
"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."
"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?
--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."
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A internet fad that is very loved and should be respected
“We love cosmic-19 in this household”
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A beautiful girl who makes amazing art
I love my friend Ashley, she's such a Commander Cosmic
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Something unexplainable and unimaginable. Truly a phantom activity, the specifics of cosmic bowling are best left unnamed, as they could change everything. Forever.
What's cosmic bowling? Maybe instead of asking that, you should ask yourself about the kind of questions you're asking and the risks you're taking.
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