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1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled
Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.
when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
A racist nickname for a black or African American person
“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”
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When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies
I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"
Euphemism for tampons, primarily derived from the shape and material they are made from.
Don't mess with the missus this week, i accidentally spotted some cotton bullets in her handbag
A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.