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When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
To make pancakes out of cranberries
Cranberry pancakes “ to eat berries of the pan”
cranberry pancakes is a food made from cranberries in a pancake
When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church
If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise
When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.
Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.