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It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday
This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday
A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain
I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!
When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.
"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce
Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked
Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!
George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.
Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!
Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.
Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries