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Sprite cranberry spice

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

by Hello my guy October 19, 2019


Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain

I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!

by Eshmansam May 05, 2025


Kentucky Cherry Cranberry

When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.

"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."

by NeverAgain0_0 February 07, 2022


Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023


Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.

Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 04, 2010


Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 01, 2020


Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 01, 2020