crank

cool, hotness, dead sexy

Did you see amanda's shirt today?! that shit was crank, off the sheezy for heezy

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Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

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crank a hoon

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

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cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

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Christian Crank

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

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dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

Crank down

To masturbate in an authoritative manner

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"

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