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Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.
1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.
2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.
An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.
Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.
When u have flammable chemicals inside of your vehicle that a normal fender bender would result in your vehicle instantly bursting into flames, resulting in a fiery crash.
Man, slow down if you hit something we are all going to die in a fiery crash.
Crash Bandicoot is an insult that makes its meaning in the beloved Platforming game by the same name. Deriving from the main score based goal in Crash Bandicoot’s games;
“To smash every box he can find.”
A double meaning for;
“Fuck every pussy he comes across”
The insult targets that hyper sexual mate of yours who never turns down sex/gets around a-lot. Typically the intended target should be attracted towards women.
Dave: “yooo that party was lit!! I think i got with stacy, bella and that red head all in the same night! Am i a stud or am I a stud!?”
Steve: “Yeah alright, Crash Bandicoot”
Dave: “Wha-? Why did you call me that??”
Steve: “Cause you smash any dirty box you come across you fucking skirt chaser!”
A car crash caused by a distracted driver checking out an attractive pedestrian.
Dude, I totalled my car checking out a hot blonde. That was officially my first booty crash.
To reach a point in emotion or feeling that is of significance, usually referring to tiredness or emotional release.
Man I was on go mode for 3 days straight and came home and hit the crash hard.