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The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
When u hold a shit in all day and finally let it out infront of a group of girls and then return to a standing ovation and comments of sympathy asking if your alright
On look he did a creamerism