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Keep in mind, this was before part 5 got a proper translation and an anime and at the time king crimson was confusing. It’s not that hard, it’s lag in a nintendo online mario maker game. That’s it.
ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW FINE I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE- YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS PLEASE!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!!
When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet
"Did you hear of Vlad"
"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"
Eating a girl out while shes on her period
My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.
The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
The 2nd God of Stephen kings verse or dark tower born from the crimson queen who's true form isn't shown we have only seen avatars that he uses to interact with the tower
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
All hail the crimson king
God of discordia
A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.
"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."
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Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)
Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.
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