when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low
person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"
So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him
I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!
What a sugar daddy is when he wants some sugar.
My sugar daddy took my shopping but after he took off his clothes I realized he was a crunchy papa
A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.
“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”
When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.
Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.