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a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 22, 2021


Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023


crunchy papa

What a sugar daddy is when he wants some sugar.

My sugar daddy took my shopping but after he took off his clothes I realized he was a crunchy papa

by RavenSnowYo March 25, 2018


Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 3, 2018


Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 27, 2019


Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021


crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 6, 2022