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A Cuddle bug is a girl who loves cuddling and is the cuddliest most cuddly girl ever. Cuddle bugs generally enjoy cuddling Peach. Cuddle Bug is so beautiful and pretty, she's also really funny and always make you laugh and feel better. Cuddle Bug doesn't realise how cute she is but she will someday. Cuddle Bug loves cuddling and is so warm and soft and cosy to cuddle.
Emily is a great cuddler, she's a real cuddle bug
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When a man goes an extremely long time without getting laid and/or is a virgin, he will have a cuddle deficit: a strong desire to be cuddled which often causes clueless women to presume that constant cuddling will always happen.
Such women should beware: once the cuddle deficit is filled, he will go right back to normal male anti-cuddle behavior. Don't be fooled!
Girl: We used to cuddle and talk all night long! Now my boyfriend just wants to play videogames.
Wise boy: Dude just had a massive cuddle deficit. Get over it.
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Your favorite doll because it is made like a cuddly pillow that you like to hug when you sleep or hug when you just need a hug.
They are there soft pillows kids like because they and soft and look like picture made by a child!
Girls or women who are very sweet and tender. They are gentle and kind.
My very favorite nap time cuddle dolls is my baby girl cuddles. :-) I love her and she loves me.
Merry Lou is so sweet, I think she is one of those cuddle dolls.
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A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.
That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.
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In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.
Antonym of Cuddle Rape.
"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."
"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"
"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"
"I accept your challenge!"
"Hooray, we both win!"
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A cute reference referring to someone whom you cuddle with. Sex and alcohol may or may not be involved.
"I wish I had a cuddle boo over right now because I'm drunk and horny"
"Steven is my Thursday cuddle boo and Marc is my Saturday cuddle boo"
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(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Example 1:
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
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