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A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.
And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.
Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.
The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
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considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen
person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
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A vampire from stephenie meyer's twilight. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.
"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me."
"Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered.
He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear".
(Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)
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Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!
Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
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A) An overprotective creep.
B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.
"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"
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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
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1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."
Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"
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