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beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 June 22, 2005

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MEAT CURTAINS

The inner lips of the vagina that hang outside the vagina or are exposed- all women have ( meat curtains ) , womans vagina- sexy part of the body

women have meat curtains

by lil joe February 25, 2005

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hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

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meat curtain

A woman with a dark droopy labia.

See also Roastbeef

"Look at that nasty razor shaved meat curtain under there on that hoe"

by Kertef Corobo January 16, 2003

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curtain caller

a condition when the lips of a vagina or labia are so large and loose, that they look as if a performer has just closed the velevet curtains on a classical performance stage after doing a "curtain call."

Jenna Jameson or any other worn out pornstar would most likely have a curtain caller. So give them a round of applause, they've earned it.

by Michael Thomas William Davis October 20, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bologna curtains

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

by URASuka June 19, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002

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