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The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
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A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
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An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
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Pulling a Damon Lynch is not showering for weeks and end Aswell as being obsessed with travellers.
David:He hasn’t showered in ages he’s pulling a Damon Lynch.
Simon: At least he doesn’t smell as bad as Swamp Ass
An expression used to define a quality found in Damon Salvatore.
Omg Damon your damonness is showing again 😒
The opposite of dominate. To underperform and fold under adversity or hardship despite looking the part.
Man, that guy was decked out head-to-toe in fancy gear, but he chose to absolutely damonate and quit once it got cold outside.
The strongest couple there is , these two are inseparable. No matter how much they fight or ignore each other they will always find there way back to each other. If you ever get the chance to see them you instantly feel the love between them. Damon is the affectionate one which some may think he loves chloe more, but deep down chloe can not live with out him. Chloe is mildly insecure and always questions his love because she is terrified of the thought of him leaving her. Even if they break up they will constantly compare there other relationships to the one they once had with each other. If damon or chloe ever gets to meet the other, fight for each other and know no matter how much you fight or ignore each other you will always love each other.
“Chloe and Damon are the most perfect couple and have the most beautiful kids; everyone’s jealous of what they have”