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The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
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A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
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An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."
"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"
,or,
Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
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1.(verb) The act of being Damon writing a Urban Dictionary article about yourself to show of to your friend how cool you are to give yourself the smallest possible amount of personal validation.
2.(verb) The act of involuntarily stumbling upon an Urban Dictionary article about this guy named Damon that he probably wrote to give himself the smallest possible amount of personal validation.
3.(verb) The act of being so bored in a Discord call with Damon that you search up his name on UrbanDictionary.com in order to break the ice and give yourself the smallest possible amount of personal validation.
1. That filthy Damon just started Damoning - he literally can't stop, it's like 7 articles now.
2. Oh my god, I just Damoned. Why tf does he have to keep writing these?
3. My friend was so bored in our call that he Damoned. Who even writes these?
a day all about damon salvatore
(post tonsss of damon edits)
This guy is an absolute ass wipe, he ruins relationships, pops up to any and every chick, makes all your good music sound shit, makes all clothes look like they came out of the garbage tips of Haiti, he is the most un-coordinated potato you will ever come across, has the IQ of a 2 year old, the memory of a gold fish, and a face of a cabbage patch kid.
Girl 1 : That ugly fuck was hitting me up last night, he begged me for nudes.
Girl 2: Oh yeah that's Damon Ore, horny fuck can't get any puss since his sister's friends stopped coming over.
sexy as fuck salvatore brother
amazing
wonderful
fuck me pls damon x
"damon salvatore railed me last night. hes amazing."