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A very malicious person which Hates all!, they are a special breed, usually from incest in the backwoods of some old hick town, They are Hater's Because of everything they've been picked on for and are thus fore mad against the world, they have only eaten a few brands of food and drink and doesnt know of anything outside their city, Their dreams are to inbreed with their sisters or brothers to spawn more haters into the world, But they can be turned to the Light side
Guy: Damn y'all pee pull with two socks on and gloves with all dem the Fing's still on ehm!
Guy2: Damn that guys an Asshole hes a friggin Darth Hater
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When you have in-grown or red pimples all over your ball-sack and it starts to get really spikey.
Bruh get that goddamn Darth maul outta here it’s so spikey.
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A Dark Lord of the Sith...
1. That can shred like it's nobody's business on a guitar.
2. Has mad kung fu skills.
3. Gets the bitches.
4. Can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.
"Did you see Darth Ire get the bitches?"
"Totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills."
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The Sith Lord of Betrayal. The final boss in Kotor II.
"Yes, always. From the moment you awoke, I have used you. I have used you so that you might become strong, stronger than I. I used you to keep the Lords of the Sith from condemning the galaxy to death with their power unchecked. I used you to lure them to Telos, where they could be, at last, fought and killed. I used you to reveal Atris' corruption, so that her teachings could be ended before they began. I used you to gather the Jedi so they could be destroyed. And I used you to make those who wounded me reveal themselves, so they could be killed by the Republic." -Darth Treya
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Any girl that a friend of yours is dating, who is uglier than sin, and whose looks are comparable to those of Darth Sidious
Man, what is with Keenan dating Darth Hideous?
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A nickname for Micro$oft founder Bill Gates, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global asshole.
Has Darth Gates blackM$ailed any schools in your country yet?
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Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image.
cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)
crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master
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