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palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night
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A marry your daughter type of guy is a good, supportive person that you’d want your daughter to date. He is respectful to others, is helpful, and makes sure to always do the right thing. He truly cares about others and is loyal.
“He’s so supportive of our daughter.”
“Yeah, he’s a marry your daughter type of guy!”
A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.
"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."
--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky
a guy's hand, as referred to when he uses it to make his special sauce.
Why go out rent a ho when you can make love to Mother Thumb and her four daughters for free?
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What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
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A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.
“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”
"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest
"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."