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the strange feeling that one has witnessed or heard this news previously be it due to archives, monotony, or actual deja vu.
I can't watch tv...I'm so stifled by the deja news.
When you receive a blow job that reminds you of a previously received blow job
Mike: yo dude I slept with felicity last night and talk about a deja BJ
Andrew: it reminded you of Stacy that’s crazy bro!
Something that happens again in a boring or disappointing way.
He had high hopes for the new Star Wars movie, but it turned out to be a real deja snooze.
The feeling you have heard this shit before and already know how it's going to end.
Beth is always complaining and saying she hates her relationship with Mike. Then turns around and makes up, never doing anything about the relationship she says she hates, and wants to leave. Same Deja Moodoo all the time
The weird coincidence that happens when you decide to watch a repeat of a tv program that you've seen only (parts of) once before, and it turns out to be that one episode that you've already seen.
I've seen Seinfeld only once, so I thought I'd try to get into it watch the repeats ... turned on the tv and it was the one episode I'd already seen. Talk about deja view.
When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.
Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!
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When one leaves a small to medium sized turd, only to return to the bathroom within ten minutes, usually leaving an even larger turd. Experts say this is due to the fact that air is stored between the lumps of feces which also explains the ocasional fart in between the two bathroom sessions.
Whooa guys, you better wait to pass the rest of those tacos, I feel a Deja-Shit coming.
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