ctrl+shift+delete

ctrl+shift+delete is a keyboard shortcut to delete history. Many find it quicker than going through settings; when your friend asks to borrow your computer, you just hit ctrl+shift+delete, click, and they'll never know what porn you were watching.

My girlfriend needed to check her email, so I hit ctrl+shift+delete when she wasn't looking.

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delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

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delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.

"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"

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ctrl alt delete

The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!

My computer fucked up! damit! wait i know what should i do! the magic combo Ctrl Alt Delete!

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please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

delete some beers

The fastest known way to down some brews. Usually said when one wants to drink as much as possible, as quickly as possible - hence “deleting” them

You want to delete some beers before we drive home?

Hell yeah man! Buzzed driving is drunk driving so might as well get really crunk!

Beat Skeet and Delete

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

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