Minge Dentist

A specialist 'ginacologist who mainly treats disorders of the vagina dentata.

Saffy, sweetie, can I give you the number of my minge dentist?

Pacific Dentist

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.

“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war”

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”

Cosmetic Dentist

AIMS Dentistry at Sheppard Clinic is a perfectionist Cosmetic Dentist North York equipped with the latest technology in Dental Care and we pride ourselves in bringing the best treatments possible to you. we uses the most advanced technique to replace missing teeth. Root canal treatment is performed to preserve decayed tooth from extraction. Orthodontic treatment is done to align the crooked teeth. Equipped with a team of experienced dentists, Dentist North York is one of the leading North York dentist. Our specialists help you get through minor and major dental procedures without any discomfort and pain. We complete all our sedation dentistry North York treatment in a relaxed environment, and you only realize when the procedure is completed. In our dental clinic North York, we use the right medication to make you relax during the entire procedure.

These whitening options will work to reduce natural teeth stains to help your teeth appear brighter, and healthier looking by a Cosmetic Dentist.

Basement dentist

A dentist, unlicensed usually because: A). licensing requirements are prohibitive, or; B). they couldn't meet the qualifications. So they go underground.

Offering cut-rate prices for inferior dental care, these basement dentists attract patients who are vulnerable, desperate to save money or have low expectations for care.

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption

Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

dentist gravy

The best name you can give your child.

Sound: 10/10
Syllables: 10/10
Spelling: Adaptable
Nicknames: Den, Denny, Tessa, Gray, Vi.

Dentist Gravy. Need I say more?

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Dentist Gravy!"