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Trick-ass bitches that be bumming dew off a nigga
I brought a whole flat of Dew, nigga, and you tricks stole all of it. Fuckin' Dew Sluts.
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Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).
Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.
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Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!
Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.
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A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.
Horny girl: Do u have a condom?
Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.
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Hey, let's go worship Mt. Dew. Yes, Mt. Dew loves us as no other.
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Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.
Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!
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A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.
"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."
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