Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.
bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.
used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.
yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.
yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.
A Diddly Bop is a person or animal that has a crooked tooth or teeth sticking out of their mouth.
Someone: "Hey, Diddly Bop what'cha up to this fine evening?"
Diddly Bop: "Oh Nothing, just waxing my toe hairs!"
(Heavy country accent)
A replacement for "damn"
Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?
A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
someone who is being cute and silly but stupid and weird at the same time
person 1: ur such a diddly dork
person 2: what the fuck does that mean
Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."
Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!